Replace the pie with a cyborg who has to stop a bad guy from stealing all the Hostess fruit pies. So he goes back in time and shoots the bad guy's mother in the face or convinces her to get an abortion or something.

"GREAT" MEANING LARGE OR IMMENSE
WE MEAN IT IN THE PEJORATIVE SENSE!

"GREAT" MEANING LARGE OR IMMENSE
WE MEAN IT IN THE PEJORATIVE SENSE!

Your high school was trying to teach you a valuable lesson. Why reinvent the wheel when the Boy Scouts of America is already out there, putting boys in shorts and sashes, and giving out merit badges?

Your high school was trying to teach you a valuable lesson. Why reinvent the wheel when the Boy Scouts of America is already out there, putting boys in shorts and sashes, and giving out merit badges?

I find that hard to believe.

I find that hard to believe.

As someone who often refers to himself as something prefaced by the odious "As a," I just want to know when the hell is Fa6t Furiou6 going to be released.

As someone who often refers to himself as something prefaced by the odious "As a," I just want to know when the hell is Fa6t Furiou6 going to be released.

'"No more apples in the vending machine, please.' Well, that's almost a sentence."

'"No more apples in the vending machine, please.' Well, that's almost a sentence."

I dunno, dude, I've read something like 40 novels in the past couple hours. It's all kind of a blur when you put this much cream and sugar in your morning cup of meth*.

I dunno, dude, I've read something like 40 novels in the past couple hours. It's all kind of a blur when you put this much cream and sugar in your morning cup of meth*.

Weaksauce. NAMBLA club lets us talk about Bieber anytime we want.

Weaksauce. NAMBLA club lets us talk about Bieber anytime we want.

This is your best novel yet, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus !

This is your best novel yet, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus !

Yeah, I don't know what that check mark is supposed to indicate, but it doesn't mean that the AV Club somehow knows you watched it already (if so it seems to be under the delusion that I watched the House finale). Also, the button simply reads "I Watched This." Whoever designed it clearly doesn't know about the…

Yeah, I don't know what that check mark is supposed to indicate, but it doesn't mean that the AV Club somehow knows you watched it already (if so it seems to be under the delusion that I watched the House finale). Also, the button simply reads "I Watched This." Whoever designed it clearly doesn't know about the…

And he's the… second best thing in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.