My parents are into Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad. What do I win?

You think that thing wanted to be a shoehorn? No shoehorn makes it a thousand miles through the cold!

Oh, so for me it would be comfortable slacks at affordable prices! Rock on!

It's the same principle that makes gumball machines (and your mom) profitable. If 25 million people put a quarter in that slot, that's 6.25 million dollars in HBO's moneyhole. Instead, HBO (and your mom) is giving it up for nothing.

Oh no, I don't want all that plastic and cellophane and cardboard on my conscience. I've already got too many DVDs and CDs and mini-discs and audio casettes and VHS tapes lying around waiting to be converted/ripped, not to mention the hard drives I have full of backed-up iTunes files of Battlestar Galactica that…

How great was it to hear the word "quim" used in PG-13 Avengers?!

Yeah, but aside from the occasional apostrophe or colon I don't think punctuation should be allowed in TV show titles.

Mindy Nile, but like she'll have to pretend to have Egyptian heritage or work someplace like Nile, Mississippi and slowly come to terms with being a lesbian despite the horror of working with genitals in various states of health.

That's Doctor Lady Business. Show some respect.

Who was Lady Mondegreen?

wtf is starz lol

So we're agreed, then? Lost was way too influenced by Abrams' experiences on Dingo Island?

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

I think he blew it all at the Radisson buffet.

Really? I was certain it was the Grand Exalted High Macha of Raspur's recipe for egg salad.

Meat loaf would do anything for love except talk about Fight Club.

We got a phone here, that's got a little ring.

What about the contents of the suitcase in Pulp Fiction? 

Mole Men. Or Crab People.

Ah, yes, Dr. Badofsky and his diagnostic portmanteaus… for which I was unable to devise a suitable portmanteau. Because I'm suffering from impotenteaus.