He's dead wrong. Being an action figure is the greatest achievement.

Nothing about Cosmopolis? Is it not due to be released this summer? I'm more excited about this than any other movie despite the fact that it features that guy with the weird head.

Does the Pope shit in a funny hat?

So, Katy Perry is Tyler Perry?

Which prostitute scene? Anyhow, I'd rather it be the spot where Terry Crewe's Japanese girlfriend talks about her friend with the deformed genitals and a monkey.

The Winkie's on Sunset. Is that horror-man still out back of there?

Josh Gad? Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.

I know, right? I mean, it's not as if there's anywhere to go to see cleavage except 2 Broke Girls.

It kind of gets clarified around page 175, but in such a way that deflates his status as trickster god/archetypal antagonist.

Thanks! Someone on here gave me the image to replace the passable but inferior one I'd made myself, so double thanks to them.

Don't move, dirtbag!

Re-reading The Dark Tower and it's… a mess.

I saw Cabin too, at noon, on Thursday or Wednesday. It was fantastic! I'm interested in seeing Avengers, but doubt it will be as wholly satisfying as Cabin was. I was grinning as I exited the theater and walked past those homeless jerks!

Coco Pops? Nabin strikes me as more of a Cream of Wheat man.

I skipped past the Rihanna bits. Did she get to use autotune? Or is that just her default setting?

Aim cannon away from face.

Buck Henry was pitching this in The Player.

TGI Friday's, maybe.

It's a rorschach test. You see what you want to see.

"'The lighter side of hippies!?' They don't care whose toes they step on!"