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No.

"May the Force Be With You, Donald!"

Except for Sally Field. Because I don't particularly care for her. Really.

When he shot web eat it.

How does the AV Club verify the identity of the person being interviewed via email? Just curious.

Take your flunky and dangle.

I only watched the pilot and will catch up with the rest of the season eventually, but how, uh, how integral to the series was it to, you know, actually show the actual horses actually racing? You know, just because it's set at a race track doesn't mean… Like in Taxi I don't think they actually drove taxis, it was all

It might be less sad if you combed the gravy out of it every once in a while.

"Sadness beard" for the win.

Regrettably, I read that as "flap."

Me:  Hey, Godot, did they find you?

Yur, I don't know who this lady person is, but on WTF she talks about paying someone $500 to bring her a pack of "Russian prostitute cigarettes." Delightful!

oh god oh god oh god oh god please please please kill HDB now!

I've heard rumors that Tabitha has been writing King's work for the past several years, but after reading Mr. Handlen's tangent passage I'm convinced he's the one responsible for it.

Hot dogs really are underrated!

Yeah, she seemed like one of those condescending Maria Bamford characters.

We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I've only just cracked the final volume for a re-read and all I really remember about it is King's puzzling attempt to create a hot chocolate meme. But Wastelands gave us Gasher and the Tick-Tock Man and Oy the Billy Bumbler. Really puzzled that he omitted SIlly Sammy and Timmy Tumbler and the forest of swirly twirly

Are you sure about that? That's not in any of OUR history books.

THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!