Chronicle 2: Mo' Chronic.

If by "dream" you mean "destroy," then yes.

Nope. Roland doesn't level up in this one.

I don't think you'll hate it, but I wouldn't necessarily recommend it to you either unless you like fairy tales nested inside of whodunits that involve gigantic nuns.

Yar, Wizard and Glass is one of my favorites. Although I've been re-reading these and it's remarkable how much of the books are dedicated to flashbacks and barely advance the main plot. Blaine the mono's story is told over the course of three of the books! Same with Susannah's pregnancy.

Possible spoiler:

Read Stephen King's "The Wind Through The Keyhole" (thanks, public library!). It's a fairytale
wrapped in a flashback caught in a framing story all of which is part of a larger narrative that I'm pretty sure is itself just a gigantic treatise on storytelling. If you're hoping to find out who packed the gunslingers'…

You went from "threat" to "thread" there. Not sure if Patty ever had as much as a shred or thread or shredded thread of heterosexuality, so "threat," being notional, is appropriate.

Good!

Just bang a gong and skip ahead to the t-rex sequence. I guess the part where Serkis is eaten by slugs is good, too.

Thanks for this, Todd. Your excellent review makes this excellent episode even better.

"Miss?" As in experience mild regret or longing over not having seen MONGOLIAN DEATH WORMS?

Why not just do Laser Cats or expand the Gentleman Broncos mythos? And who the hell drank all my malt liquor?

I wouldn't recommend it. I napped like that today and woke up with a bad case of beard fungus.

Brett sleeps with his head wrapped in a plastic bag!

It also helps if you think about the

@facebook-1492405513:disqus Yeah, like Cedric the Entertainer! There's no question about who he is or what he does!

"What's this? 'Extremely high voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp—"

Perineum? I barely know 'em!

Well, give the kid some credit. Rape is way easier to deal with if you think of it as part of a divine plan instead of simply being allowed by an indifferent Intelligence.