I would like to get into Taylor Swift.

Right, because his comments about rape weren't despicable.

Yeah, I'd watch that. Let's also send the Jersey Shore people to help fight poverty in the favelas of Rio. And the Kardashians, I don't know, televised gladiatorial combat versus a troop of baboons. I would watch the shit out of these things.

How great was that part where they drive away from the garage and the guy who drives is like "You want to see something?" and then the guy who drives [SPOILER] drives them to that cesspool with the shredded plastic hanging off the tree branches and it's all like they've driven into a scene of transcendent bucolic…

That's the best song about anal sex that is not sung by Sade.

Oooof, when I read 20,0000 Leagues Under The Sea I was expecting all sorts of submarine vs. giant squid action but it was mainly about an interminable journey underwater with a non-stop seafood buffet.

I wasn't expecting that one Monty Python sketch to be about the Spanish Inquisition.

The report of the butt-hole's disortion was no exaggeration.

At least you knew to peg Midnight Cowboy.

Brown Bunny? THAT'S RACIST and deserves a tongue lashing!

You take that back! MC Chris would NEVER weep uncontrollably!

Yar, I listened to him for awhile and found him to be too grating and ingratiating, and his dismissal of hippity-hop as "rap talking" made my racist-nerd sense tingle.

They should never have chained Django in the first place! He's just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe!

I think they're betting primarily on hordes of people wanting to see Titanic 3D multiple times. Fifty cents more per ticket comes out to about $6 more annually for me and won't alter my viewing habits, but it's a huge bump up for the theatres. And I don't understand why, aside from "events" like T3D, they don't roll…

Their solution to decreased attendance's effects on revenue? Raising ticket prices.

I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

Bummer. Her character played such a pivotal role in this totally awesome franchise that it's really a bummer. A real bummer, this. Man oh man, not sure if I can adequately express the bummertude involved here.

Hired goons?

It's just sad to see three people all post the exact same thing within a
minute of each other. I mean, do we have no other references? Is this
what we have come to?

Your comment fills me with schadenfreude.