Right, "coonery and buffoonery" being a black studies term. I first heard it used on Spike Lee's commentary track for Bamboozled, a commentary track that used rhyme and other rhetorical tools to totally totally totally explain that particular "joint." Thanks in part to reasonable-ifying effect of Bamboozled and its…

Robert Zimmerman? Are you sure? Because it kind of sounds more like the work of Jennifer "Taco Flavored Kisses" Lopez.

The BK Whopper: a XXX Parody

Disparaging the reboot is a rebootable offense!

Artistic integrity? You can't eat that!

You know what else is awesome? People (who aren't Weird Al) singing about food.

As a buffoon I find the use of the word "buffoonery" as a pejorative
hugely offensive. Members of the buffoon community rise up and
boycott… I'm not clear on who we should boycott here. Let's head over
to KFC for some Doubledowns and try to figure it out.

OldObject was great, but you just had to go and mess with the formula. I'm not reading any more of your posts until you release ObjectClassic.

Star Man: Go really, really fast.

Ha ha, caring about quality over convenience is so 1800's! Go back to your Imperialist caste-based society, Duke Jean-Luc Lemur! You can enjoy your hand-crafted violins and your polio, we'll be here party rockin' and filling up the Grand Canyon with our castoff CDs and DVDs and Zunes and BDs and whatever transitory…

Mimes are bad enough with their invisible boxes and all. I'd hate for them to start doing pelvic thrusts in people's faces as well.

Of all the whiskey riots, you're the least fun.

Ooooh! Jake Gyllenhaal or however it's spelled as an Oceanic airline pilot whose co-pilot is an hallucination of a black anthropomorphic rabbit wearing a hideous mask!

Jason Seagal who's trying to woo Mila Kunis in an attempt to get over his failed relationship with Ted. Or Kermit. Anyhow, either him or Mel Gibson or Greg the Bunny or someone else. Pretty sure I'm not doing this right.

Yar, it's super duper!

Magic invisible destroying rods or GTFO.

I think Dark Tower is my least favorite. Isn't there a Jesus-y dude who sketches things? and the recurrence of the hot chocolate thing is really bizarre and annoying. But SOS isn't doing much for me, either.

Word up. This drone's function is to correct grammar on comment boards, but only stuff that involves apostrophes.

Re-read most of Stephen King's "Song of Susannah." Can't wait to re-read "The Dark Tower" wherein we learn which type of hot chocolate is best.

Totally cool, I'm getting drunk on pbr AS WELL, BUT "it's" is a contraction of "it is." To denote possession you just use the infuriating "its." And the rest of your comment is intelligible only to the degree that the reader is equally pabst the point of no return.