All of these maths is giving me a rush of blood to the head like I've leapt from an airplane without my parachutes. Scientists, reset your clocks and go back to the start and tell me where X & Y fit in. Or are they just there so we can spell "Mylo Xyloto?"

That was Marmaduke back when he worked "blue."

So, uh, how much are these devices you speak of and where can one purchase them?

That's one possible solution for I and somehow it renders my use of the exclamation mark seem kinda pathetic.

I <3 Coldplay!

Welcome to the collective, bro. Great hive minds think exactly the same. Now let's go back in time and murder James Cameron's mother and also stop all the Next Generation films from happening.

STAY ASLEEP. DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY.

Titan-ic 3-D.

Or some kind of tentacled mollusk/banana hybrid proving once and for all that the gods exist AND THEY HATE US!

Yuh, what's with the cinderblock wallscape?

I can't figure out if HBD or the girl is the bigger douchebag. And I don't care. All I know is somebody better make a cupcake- or douche-shaped venn diagram soon or I won't remember any of this.

Less old men getting pissed on by cherubs, hopefully.

Enjoy your free health care and lenient pot laws, hippie!

This was not the right thing to do.

Yeah, he goes to Rekall to get memories of a trip to Mars where he was actually an espionage agent of the mind and his mission was to give Billy Corgan the inception of the idea to compose "BWAAAAARM" music for the preview of the preview of the album within an album within the idea of the concept of a response to…

Yeah, isn't it time someone updated The Fifth Element?

Well, at least the font looks the same as the font in the original movie, but nothing like the font used to print the story.

"You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you."

Lex and the Impalers.

"Blockade Billy" by Stephen King
"The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex" by Kristen Schaal and some dude
"Take Shelter" directed by Jeff Nichols
Started re-reading Dick's "Divine Invasion," the one with the almost dead guy who's dying cryogenic brain is trying to make sense of the elevator music that's being picked up by his cryo…