"a creepy drama about a young woman tracking down the mother who tried to abort her"

It takes them longer to get here because they crawl on their bellies.

Yeah, that shit's worse than famine and war and those other apocalyptic horsemen, but still better than Ebert liking Episode I for the same reasons he hated Episode II. A critic giving in to popular opinion like that… it's all but unspeakable.

I thought those were Newfies.

Thanks to post-racialism @avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus thought they would be orientals.

Stingå.

What does that make us?

Nope. There's a special circle of hell reserved for Cher for popularizing the use of autotune as an effect. Please please please stop singing through the Cher tube.

Nerds are coming.

"noting that each album he releases seems to be greeted with a shrug by
critics who a year or two later will cite those same albums as the kind
of excellent music that Adams doesn’t make any more."

Meh, hopefully his disappearance will be a throw-away gag as we see a carton of milk with his face printed on it being thrown away.

Wait wait wait, I really enjoyed Cosmopolis both times I read it but a lot of these comments are all like "I hated Cosmopolis." Anyone care to elaborate on what they disliked so much? @wolfmansRazor:disqus  touched on the main character being an unbelievable assemblage of quirks, anyone else care to elaborate their…

Caravaggio, and her weapon is, uh… a blunderbuss!

Right, the mutagenic chemicals make them sensitive to the yellow sun and gives them super powers.

Yeah, a zombocalypse would totally validate Dwight's weltanschauung. I would watch the hell out of this, especially if Pam and Jim get killed off in the pilot and it turns out that Creed's mung beans gave rise to the zombie virus.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Women like my coffee.

This is why I avoid interesting people. They're usually homeless and mentally ill.

I like to call them "bromanteaus" and will also endorse your bid for god-emperor.

!. I'd like to get in on this whole "enumerating statements" thing.