Oh dad, you're so old. (makes out with a lesbian vampire)

Goddamn, I had a few yoga instructors who could've used a geometry lesson on that point.

Don't underestimate how much of the negative reception (among fans, anyway) was due to the PG-13 rating. Nobody would've expected an R from Jurassic Part, but Arnold?

FEELS LIKE EARLY NOVEMBER

This was around the time I crashingly lost interest in Aerosmith, my mild fandom turning into an itchy hate that's been there ever since.
But besides that - Alicia Silverstone. Every once in a while a starlet comes along who suddenly, infuriatingly seems like she's everywhere in a way that's way out of proportion with…

CryinAngelCrazyAmazing is all terrible.

Goddammit I hate this song.
Goddammit I hate this band, because this and the three or four other songs that sound just like it are pretty much all I can associate with them anymore.
Goddammit.

Too bad Kutcher's too old by now to play Tommy Lee.

I've really enjoyed the Superior run, though I can get why longtime fans don't like it - I never really followed Spider-Man before, and maybe it's safe to say that it's a Spider-Man run for people who aren't into Spider-Man.

I sympathize, but I'm downvoting just to cause Tea Rex more anxiety. Eh, I'm a dick.
Downvote for Sporks too! Downvotes for everyone!

My dad's really interested in life-extension technology, and he feels pretty confident that it won't be long before we can extend our lives indefinitely.
He's 71 though, so it kinda pisses him off that even if it happens it'll be too late for him.

I'm not scared of being bitten by a snake, but the prospect of being bitten by a snake, in the face, scares the shit out of me.

"I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS MO-"

Yeah, but not giving a shit isn't an automatic ticket to coolness.

Yeah, you could pretty much fill this article up with Lulu.

God bless America! (wipes tear)

"Asexual" must be the "A" in LGBTQIA. (I think I've seen an even longer version of this.)

No
No!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best reason I can think of for it is to establish how doomed to failure this kind of relationship is.
There are an awful lot of comics fans who don't get why Supes is into Lois when Wonder Woman is RIGHT THERE, if you can believe that. And on a practical level, it is kinda hard to believe that those two would be…

That song was particularly stupefying. Didn't help being up here in Canada (where Canadian content gets an airplay boost) but holy goddamn shit, the sheer margarine mediocrity of everything in that song and that "noooooooow" in particular