Loki's staff, with Thanos's infinity gem - as used in The Avengers.

The avclub became Cracked so gradually I hardly noticed.

I thought that was Naomi Watts.

When the fuck did Conan make detective?

I thought it was Joe Spinell in Maniac.

It's likely to be more of a case of "It's gonna be all about Inhumans in 18 months - better get in on that now."

"The difference between men and women is that men like Rush, and women don't."

Tom Petty survived in The Postman.

5 Guys was one of the worst restaurant experiences I've ever had. The entire staff spent the entire time shouting at each other in piercing tones that I don't even know how to make.

I've never eaten there - it may be correct that there are none in Canada, because I don't remember ever seeing one around - but man, to hear foodie types talk about it and get into a competitive bitch-fest about how horrible it is you'd think they were basically feeding you your own foot callouses.

No Hamlet 2

As mentioned elsewhere…

absogoddamnlutely

Probably be that teleporting dog.

He may have referred to "beautiful babies" as being "money", but I think he was just trying to sell a baby.

At work, yeah. (I guess the boss thanks you for that) At home (firefox) I'm just looking at Sunday night's home page every time I come here.

With multiracial cops and allies.

Looks his age for once though

I had to keep reading before realizing that a volcano shot wasn't some sort of climactic sexual maneuver.

Yeah, I'm getting the same thing on my PC. Same Walking Dead, Whoopi Goldberg, tell us about your weekend…