I remember one night in the 90's when A&E aired House Of Death, which is the rock-bottom shittiest slasher movie I've ever seen.

Uh, RoboCop? Obviously?

Oh god, is that a real quote? I hope that's a real quote.

I feel much the same as Zack does, but I think it's almost worth it to think of the paroxysms of martyrdom gotten into by wicca chicks who sob about how it's the burning times all over again and otherwise think they're being persecuted by proxy.

(cries)

"…excellente!"

In the spirit of oversharing this week…argh.

Most of which involve doing her in the butt.

Yeah, make with the details, professor

I like that "doing her in the butt" is in there. 

I don't know what tipped this off - maybe I read something about this somewhere - but just last night I was searching around for info on this band. I never even really knew anything about them except for that song with the video with the bungees, which is what I was looking for - hearing it again, I don't understand…

I honestly enjoyed season 5 quite a bit, but bailed thereafter for the same reason I wish I'd bailed after season 5 of 24 - sometimes you just know that a show, while still good, has done everything worthwhile it's going to do, and from hereon out it's just going to flog out the same ol' shit. There's always a mole in…

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK

My nieces and nephews love that movie. They watch it just about every day on vacation. I watched it with them once, and they kept bugging me to watch it with them again.

And that's when the C.O.G.s got me.

Who *is* the loneliest monk?  Bet he's some mountaintop-livin' motherfucker

Carry on, ALL my lazy, unemployed sons.

I remember actually exclaiming something in awe during a shot where she climbs up a ladder.

I wonder how many sex noises I've overheard over the years that were just porno.

No !!! ? I guess that isn't exactly onomatopoeia.