Man, to this day my brother and I still wonder about our old scoutmaster.

You mean MEN can be part of the process of raising children? By Jove!

Haven't we all tried cloning dead celebrities with their teeth? I've got so many almost-there efforts in tanks at home, but I know one day soon I'll have you back, Brittany Murphy!

Was this because of the cuttlefish?

I want a GWAR exhibit in every shopping mall, on every streetcorner, in every school.

If it happens I hope it continues the title/numbering disaster that has been a hallmark of this series. They can call it: R2mbo: The Fir5t Blood Series.

In one case…pretty sure. In others…eh, could be.

I've honestly always thought it was a cool poster ever since I was a kid - it's got UFO's, pterodactyls, a volcanic wasteland, cavemen, and the cavemen are standing on top of this impossibly tall tower of rock (how did they get up there) just kinda shouting at the UFO's.

Also, unlike Crais, I like him a lot more when he is a full-on villain.

Maybe it's a spoiler that he's still around two years from now…and maybe it's just an admission that whatever happens to him, he can always come back because Energy Being Arglebargle.

I've wanted to watch Blake's 7 ever since Star One had that "Intergalactic Space Crusaders" song, but I've never seen it available in any capacity over here.

God yeah - got sick of that song fast.

My favourite thing in Manimal was the one time he turned into a snake to save a chick from a sinkhole. (sinkholes being all the rage at the time)

Fucking Automan, I remember it distantly. The kind of shit I totally gobbled up at age 9.

Guy's missing half his hand? Jesus baby-fighting Christ - I know people who can't stop shitting themselves who still manage to find lovin' I might envy.

1990 me: just found out this badass new band Pantera had these four older albums that were "kind of different". But I wasn't made of money, and when I found them (on cassette!) I had to pick just one. Based on the super-schlocky cover alone, I picked Projects In The Jungle. I regret nothing.

My sad story about this: sometime in late elementary school, this was one of the very first cassettes I ever saved up for and bought. But I did it based on bad information. I listened to it, and it wasn't what I was looking for. There was a specific song I thought was so cool, and it wasn't there. Nothing there really…

I only saw it once, ages ago, but I remember it mostly fondly - mostly because of Forsythe and Henriksen, but also because Baxley had a not-bad track record of highly explodey schlock.

I remember the back of the VHS box saying that the climax "put Die Hard to shame", which always brought to mind an image of Bruce Willis (with hair and wifebeater) crawling in supplication before Brian Bosworth.

I know I've seen this movie, but all I remember about it was an anti-rave from some review that called it "skin-crawlingly hip".