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Towelie McTowelson.
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It was hilarious when Tupac made fun of Mobb Deep for having sickle cell.

He can always join a gang.

At least three out of four of them serve no purpose in judging either.

I am a fan of the painfully awkward interactions and Ford commercials in the results shows. Plus Seacrest just seems to be making it up as he goes along now, which is a plus. And yes, Lambert fucking killed it last night. The lasers were a nice touch as well.

Brooke White is adorable.

What the fuck

You're avatar is Les Tresors de Satan. That's fucking metal.

I live in Albany. Straightedge hardcore is still a thing here. Don't complain.

I want to know what they were planning on using the wood chipper for.

Vomitor is a perfect metal band name.

I thought Monotheist was fucking great. I'll be checking this out.

I haven't heard the new one, but I picked up The Cult Is Alive based on the comments here last month. Good god, that is a great album. Sounds like GG Allin singing for a black metal band.

Painkiller is one of the best albums I've ever heard.

Bowersox has the nicest pair of tremulant mooncalves.

Good lord.

Chuck D as next week's idol mentor would be a nice counterpoint.

Amy Ryan and Felicia Day
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Tim
Actually thought he was one of the best performances last night. I hate myself for that.

Ryan definitely has a crazy eyes look to him lately. It's either coke or he finally had a psychotic break this season. Either way it's fucking fantastic.

She seems to have less and less to say each week. Plus she said Mexican Gokey's performance was great. There is definitely something wrong there.