You think Nic Cage gives a damn about a bitch? He ain't a sucker.

I'm Bliggety Bliggety-black, y'all

Heroin is good.

They're so terrible, they simultaneously killed two genres.

I wish I could go back in time and kick my own ass.

John Kennedy was our first emo President.

The Geto boys sampled Freddy's voice quite effectively on "Assassin". I'm at work, so there's no fucking way I'm typing those lyrics.

It amounts to some hilarious mental images.

In Germany, Rammestein probably counts as emo.

That mewithoutyou album that Doctor Fan mentioned is excellent.

Attack Attack!
This was the nail in the coffin of emo right here.

That about covers it actually.

AFI has been an emo band for about six years. Before that they played punk.

I would probably get my ass kicked for saying this in New York
Life Of Agony's second album is totally emo. They even have a cover of that song from The Breakfast club.

Fuck, wrong article.

Finch
What It Is To Burn was a solid album. Great live band too.

Tell All Your Friends
Great album, insanely catchy melodies, just enough screaming that you don't feel like a total pussy for liking it.

Emo is like goth for pussies.

Thank god you weren't eating an ice cream cone.

Then you better start cutting.