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Towelie McTowelson.
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It's a different standard I think if you have fun and don't suck.

I liked how Randy seemed genuinely angry at Andrew's performance.

I still think she's hot and I liked the performance. The first part sucked, but she killed it on the last part.

Bowersox looks amazingly similar to Evil Claire.

Randy uses the word yo as a comma, a period, an exclamation point, and a salutation. I want to hear him start to work it in as an adjective.

It's a good thing they don't have TVs at the homeless shelter.

Two course meal of Mexican Gokey and Aaron hopefully.

They're a drug against war, for one thing.

It looks like the trapper keeper I had in eighth grade.

The rap band that their drummer started
Is fucking hilarious.

This
is the best movie of the last decade.

Have to agree here. If I was a contestant on the show I'd be a lot more interested in taking advice from the guy who came in second the previous year then whatever the fuck Quentin Tarantino was babbling about.

Each contestant saw a list of names with numbers beside them. Except that these numbers have a specific meaning: they're degrees on a circle, and if the magic kaleidoscope is turned to one of those degrees it appears to show scenes from the life of the contestant associated with that number. Either that or they saw a

Being hot didn't really work out for Didi.

Day In The Life. Although Guitar Gently Weeps could be a close second.

Tim was not even in the bottom three. The people voting for him are 12 year old girls or hipsters who think it's hilarious. Neither one of them care how he sings. I for one am hoping he wins the whole thing because it would be ridiculous.

Mexicans always use the last button. Especially gang members. Plus if I had a neck tattoo I would be covering that shit up as much as possible too.

She totally ripped that buzz saw shit off from Cradle of Filth.

She looked positively retarded in those interviews last night. I still kind of think she's hot though.

Can someone make Siobhan the new singer of Skid Row. I would enjoy that very much.