You have to inform your neighbors when you move in to a new neighborhood don't you.

Oh, it's already been brought, bitch.

Johnny Cash is the new Tupac.

Amber Lamps is one of my new favorite things ever.

Sandpaper is considerably worse.

I agree with almost everything you said Jorge. I still fucking love this show though.

She gives me a complex. In my pants.

I think I just found a new nickname for my secretary.

Griffey needs to make the most of his computer time at the prison library. He doesn't have time for your games. He needs to know.

Maybe
He had a boner that lasted for more than four hours and had to seek medical attention.

Pretty much anything from Cannibal Corpse's discography, more specifically any song title from from Tomb Of the Mutilated or The Bleeding.

Living Sacrifice and Zao should get together and kick the living shit out of these guys.

yup, she's attractive.

I would watch the Tonight Show with Ian McKaye.

That picture is hilarious
Is that Will fucking Forte?

Strike that, I'll allow it. FILLIBUSTER!

"Added Cafazzo: "My life is shit."
Nice.

Nabin's girlfriend is hot. Nice going.

I'll translate into Canadian. Watching her with rabbit ears is the probably the same as looking at her after about 8 or 9 Molsons. Watching her in HD is what you see the next morning.

kids are overrated.