and awkward tackling

(slow clap)

Dude got cut because of having a recording contract. Turns out he didn't have a recording contract. Sucks for him.

I just got my HD hooked up last night. As I predicted, it was not friendly to Bowersox.

Hopefully Simon will judge from behind a huge desk with a mountain of cocaine.

I'm getting my HD hooked up tonight. I have a feeling I'll no longer be rooting for Bowersox.

If I ever got on this show I would sing nothing but GG Allin covers.

This won't be truly enjoyable awkward
Until we get Kanye to host. Make it happen next year. Best award show ever.

That's what I hate about every single day.

Have you been taking your meth in moderation?

There will be a rain of destruction.

Is that my Oscar in there?!

I posted this the other day, but what the hell. A friend of mine dragged me to a 311 show last summer. I was surprised to find an exceptionally violent pit going at the center of the crowd. I got that chance that day to punch a lot 311 fans. So it was all worth it in the end.

I just realized I've never watched the Wizard of Oz with the sound on.

The first two.

They need to make the Chester A. Arthur miniseries. That shit is going to own.

Kate Winslet
Do we get to see her titties in this one too?

My girlfriend made me watch that. I enjoyed Mary Louise Parker's huge monster bush. That's all I remember about it though. That and something about Al Pacino.

I tried listening to his radio show the other day. Jesus christ that guy is a douche.

You reminded me of Seven Mary Three's existence. Ha ha. Oh, holy shit they were terrible.