Because the fucking cocoon gave him the power of eternal life. Obviously.

She was great in Home Alone 3.

I'd watch the movie if it was 90 minutes of Hugh Grant getting eaten by a grizzly bear. Faces of death style.

That song is fucking hilarious.

I'm looking forward to Luigi getting curb checked American History X style.

Epcot is awesome
You get to drink beer from all around the world and talk to Norwegian girls.

Robert Plant, Bruce Dickinson.

Necrobutcher

Back in the day Iggy would have attacked Pete Wentz with a broken bottle before smearing peanut butter on himself and overdosing on heroin. And the Stooges were playing 30 years ago. Kids today suck.

One Two Three Four
Beat a has been to the floor.

That is fucking sad. On so many levels.

Next week on To Catch A Thief:

Cream and Sugar pills for your coffee
is a fucking great idea.

Kris Allen
The new host of The Mellow Show on SNL.

Fuck Phil Collins.

If you're not going to wear an eyepatch and drink rum then what's the fucking point really.

The singer of Amon Amarth has a huge beer gut. That only makes him more believable as a viking though.

Word.

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Wikipedia: Klingons were typically portrayed with bronze skin and facial hair suggestive of Asian peoples, and possessed physical abilities similar to humans. The overall look of the aliens, played by white actors, suggested orientalism, at a time when memories of Japanese actions during World War II were still…