Amon Amarth > Alestorm

Guess i'll be eating some skittles tonight. it's gonna be an interesting weekend.

My flow is more john blaze than that.
I'm still living with my moms.

You misheard, she said you were a wiener.

Like the Butterfly Effect then.

The end of third one is still going on.

We need to get a picture of Allison on the top of one of these reviews. That would be much better than looking at Joel every week.

Is your friend hot?

The album where Vanilla ice tries to sound like Korn is fucking hilarious.

How come no one has mentioned Snow. The greatest reggae artist of all time.

Slim Shady LP - Amazing
Marshall Mathers LP - Amazing
Eminem Show - Half Amazing, Half Crap
Encore - Mostly Crap
Relapse - Tripe

I don't know about the rest of it but The 1640s sure did suck balls for Charles I. Plus everybody dressed all retarded and shit.

Just wait a couple years until the 90s are retro. That's gonna be awesome.

Bob Dylan seems like he would smell like mothballs and scotch, so you're probably right.

Scarlett Johannsen.

Stillmatic is about half of a great album. That song where he makes fun of Jay Z is still hilarious. Too much filler to truly be great though, which is true of about everything since It Was Written.

Nothing like a good old wife killin song.

Chuck D's verse on Welcome To the Terrordome is the best thing to ever happen in the history of rap.

Mostly people who watch So You Think you Can Dance. My wife watches that show while I try to get as drunk as possible on the couch. I have that song stuck in my head for days.

Shout at the devil was the best Motely Crue album. Also, contrary to belief Pink Floyd never did a whole lot of drugs. The only one who did was Syd Barret. And he wound up writing songs about gnomes and fairies and shit. That type of thing will happen when you drop that much high grade acid and read Lewis Carrol…