I'd hit it.

Looks like Jeff Dunham's gonna have to make some new puppets

Steve is completely bald and sings in an indie rock band now. Dude is badass..

I imagine if you watched this movie with no sound it would play well as a straight horror movie.

You should get your kids high first.

you just described every weekend for me.

Flight of the Navigator was a pretty kick ass movie back in its day.

Okay, who here's going to take the bullet and get owned for the rest of the afternoon?

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Can we please all try to get this one up to 666. Everyone needs to do their part.

Tony Iommi looks badass with his mustache.

This needs to be stopped.

I know what I'm downloading tonight.

I hope your Nigerian hut gets blown down by a werewolf tonight.

South of Heaven is slower and meaner. It sounds more evil, and therefore gets my pick for best Slayer album.

Grindcore is very terrifying.

She's brilliantly annoying.

Full lyrics to this atrocity here:

It's a cover of the Chuck Berry song.

On the one hand Dio is 70. On the other hand he can probably summon dragons or something to help him.

Rob Flynn is a midget though, so that fight would be over pretty quick.