I want some Amish themed romance novels.

Let me break it down. Twilight is Cradle of Filth to Anne Rice's Dimmu Borgir to Nosferatu's Gorgoroth.

I'm talking about the main theme of the episode dumbfuck.

I figured he was at least 50

Fireproof was the most unintentionally hilarious comedy since the Wicker Man.

There's still time!

The bible is the best selling book in history.

Fuck egg salad

I call a fucking Fillibuster!

Anne Rice
Is responsible for making vampires fucking stupid. Nosferatu was fucking awesome. No one cares about your feelings you stupid fucking vampire.

Why don't you jump out of that gree jumpsuit
And show me that fat ass

Hi
I'm Brian Fellows!

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I've never heard of any of these fucking people. Maybe Frank Zappa, but that's about it.
Also FIRST.

Thats cool then dago.

Australian girls are unbelievably hot.

That was the only part that didn't get old. The library scene was fucking gold. Also fuck you whale and Butters as a pimp were both fucking classic.

As soon as I realized I was going to be bashed over the head for a half hour with repeating the same word as many time as possible, it got fucking weak. I fucking hate message episodes.

There is no way this shit was better than fuck you dolphin.

Hell yes, Fear Factory. Demanufacture was an album with great fucking writing.

Incidentally, Inverted Christmas Tree is now the name of my death metal Christmas song cover band.