Everyone knows Halford is awesome as fuck. You don't need the AV Club to tell you that. Just buy the album.

A frantic farmer found his ear somewhere in Seattle.

It is a great song.

I just watched that. How come everyone on the Phillies has a fucking mullet and/or a terrible beard?

No, no it wasn't.

Fuck You
Dolphin!

Maynard Keenan and Dax Riggs from Acid bath

of course it is. God dammit Leonard.

I would totally fuck stecey base on her picture alone.

Somebody is going to be fucking owned.

Can we please have more fucking Tenille.

Me, I've been throwing up since 6 am

I'll make fun of your mother if you want.

No more popping the shirt off then?

I'm a hipster douchebag
and i hate baseball but I really hope the Phillies kick the living shit out of the Yankees tomorrow. Just because,

That's usually what your mom does.

Advantage
Shotgun

Kanye West should host everything ever.

Have you fucking seen cheaper by the dozen?

Fuck you dolphin