It's between Wendy's buns. That was hilarious when I was in second grade.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

I'd fuck both of them, but for different reasons.

LaRocque is the fucking master.

The video for All Nightmare Long does still kick a whole lot of ass though.

I too would like to fuck every female cast member of Lost.

I'm one of the few hipsters who thinks Nevermind sounds fucking amazing. It's no small feat that the band that recorded Bleach, a raw and fucking dirty punk rock album, recorded something that dominated rock radio for 20 years. I think the production on that album was stellar.

Blew is track #1 on Bleach. Tell me that was unintentional.

"Meat Hook Sodomy" is still my favorite.

The best part about that wiki article is how the US hired all the scientists instead of shooting them in the fucking head. Because we needed to keep their vital burying infants alive technology out of the hands of the Russians.

There goes the neighborhood!

Wow this is fucking meta.

Why you clever son of a bitch

All I know is I'm not no bitch.

"Force Fed Broken Glass"
This is fun.

I had a great relationship with my parents and I was listening to Deicide and Slayer before a lot of commenters here were even born. I just like music that's not boring.

Zodiac is in school until 4:30.

It's no "Puncture Wound Massacre"

Nuns Have No Fun was Mercful Fate at their most awesome/ridiculous. Don't Break the Oath and Abigail managed to be both ridiculous and terrifying.

dave grohl's drum fills on Teen Spirit are his best contribution to music.