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Towelie McTowelson.
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plus corpse paint.

The drum intro to Raining Blood fucking kills it on Decade Of Aggression. If anything, the guitars are amped way too high on that album.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that link. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese.

You should have asked her to pick up Mayhem's Dawn Of The Black Hearts for you.

Mercyful Fate is a lot better than Venom. Both bands were kind of at the forefront of black metal though. Bathory needs to be mentioned somewhere as well.

You should put up an inverted christmas tree while listening to Slayer

South of Heaven, Seasons, Decade of Aggression, then everything else.

Those are three of my favorite albums from the 90s. So yes, that is fine with me.

It's the inverse of why the new Metallica sounded pretty good last year. Your expectations were set too high for Slayer.

I thought Seasons was their last great album. This one sounds pretty good though.

I don't listen to music to meet girls. So I'm all set. Slayer is fucking awesome.

Fuck You, Dolphin

I continue to subscribe to the theory that Danny Devito doesn't even know he's on a show. There's just four assholes that follow him around with a camera. This is actually a reality show.

Also Morbid Angel's Blessed Are The Sick is the reason I started reading Lovecraft. That is a great album.

That video is fucked up. I still like Metallica. The double bass part at the end of that song is fucking crushing.

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Pickman's model is pretty fucking terrifying and an excellent place to start.

I gave up on Mountains about half way through. I like the short horror stories more than the chutlu mythos space aliens stuff generally.

Damn straight

So, I guess it's not cool then