Doom metal is your friend. Also pick up some Acid Bath or any band from Louisiana.

Bauhaus and Type O Negative. There you go.

Trey Azagthoth's thank you liner notes on Blessed Are The Sick are the best I've ever read. He mentions several demons by name.

attack attack! is from Ohio. If you're going to make fun of Ohio, at least mention that.

Body Count is my favorite black metal band.

Ghost Adventures is my new favorite show precisely because of the reasons you mentioned. Shit is hilarious.

Agreed. That's the only reason I'm here. Someone needs to make the Slayer biopic. And the Charles Bronson one as well.

Someone needs to make the Charles Bronson biopic I've been waiting for.
Now

I also really enjoyed this episode.

That was the best scene in that unbelievably shitty movie.

Get the fuck out of here. RZA is awesome.

Todd's a meth addict. It's common knowledge.

mentally ill red head girl is super hot.

how can you not laugh at "mentally ill ginger pygmy"

trust me, you don't want to know what the kids are listening to.

I only watch the Mexican soap operas. Usually while drinking heavily.

Australian girls
Are hot. That is all.

I'll back Tom Waits on Wu Tang Forever.

Watch part 5 again. Fast forward to the scene in the field. You'll know which one I'm talking about. Then we'll talk.

His sister wasn't too bad either.