Yes,
I have to agree with you on pretty much all of those. Weird.

But part 3 has the handstand machete incident. And juggling.

You've never seen Part 5 then?

I made the same comment before reading yours. Yes, this needs to happen.

Those knives did look pretty badass.

Wow, that guy's a dick.

I just found out that Vanilla Ice recorded a cover of "Fight The Power" on one of his albums. He should be killed for that. I am serious.

Dude looks like Michael Cera and Tom Cruise had a kid.

Jason has an archery trophy in his room later in the movie. That little detail was great. That's how he managed to make the shot. I'm guessing he's autistic, and archery is probably his favorite.

I'm partial to Part 3. It's a really fun movie to watch inebriated. Part 4 is equally good for the Crispin Glover awesomeness. Part 1 and 2 are technically better movies, but Part 3 is where they stopped trying to make good movies and shit just got ridiculous. As the remake showed, the ridiculous shit is what makes…

The pot dealer
How come no one has mentioned this guy yet. He had the best lines of the movie easily.

Danielle Panabaker was unbelievably hot. It surprised me when they killed her because she had lone survivor written all over her.

These movies generally assemble a group of assholes in the woods and they are brutally murdered. There's nothing misogynistic about that. And as someone pointed out, the lone survivor is a girl almost all of the time. Being an asshole assures you will get brutally murdered.

Jason X is the only one i haven't seen all the way through. Is it worth finishing?

Izzy
Still wins.

I liked it. Sorry and Better are both amazing songs. The rest is pretty good.

Hey, nice beaver!

Listening to War Ensemble in combat is one of the most badass things I've ever heard.

Also anything by Marduk is good for a workout.

I only run from the cops.