I'm looking forward to it. Legion was a better vocalist though. Nothing will match Panzer Division and Danse Macabre

Penguin Desecration

I like their first singer alright, but yeah Arch Enemy with Angela has been pretty savage.

Ebert vs. Rob Schneider
Best owning in the history of film criticism?

They're at least par.

He won a phallic victory over Tennille.

I could see him running an ice cream truck that secretly delivers weed.

With a stun gun and some rope I could subdue them for much longer than that.

Replace "punch" with "slaughter" and you've pretty much got it right.

Can we please get TV Club writeups for Oz. ZMF could do the stray comments section.

Ebert vs Rob Schneider
Best owning in the history of film criticism?

Thursday is a lot better than this shit.

This band
Is fucking terrible.

Um, excuse me
I believe you have my stapler.

I'm still convinced she's actually Dave Chappelle in drag and this is the character he's been working on for the last four years.

Is that a tear Pantera, Is daddy's little girl upset?

It looks like his neck is swallowing his head and he's trying to make an escape.

Stephen Hawking With A Prostitite
Still the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Do you write for this show?

This hash is stone cold you stupid cows.