Too right. Once you tell the youngins about the creaky internet speeds of the 90s, they might change their minds about wanting to be there.

Oh shiiiiit. Urban Hymns! Are you trying to induce some type of flashback?! Hadn't thought about those songs in a long time.

It's crazy how people find music, or how the music finds us, even if we weren't around when it first came out or perhaps just simply missed it because of the sheer volume of stuff out there. One of my favorite shows, Deadwood, used "Not Dark Yet" over the closing credits for one of its episodes and I was transfixed. I…

I would just use it as an excuse to carry a real goddamn sword around.

I used to be paranoid about having coworkers phone numbers in my phone, as I used to have a real problem drunk dialing people. I grew out of it at some point.

when you someone besiege it

Ice-Walker-T: They made him fight a cripple with bowl cut. Told him it was his younger self, time travelin' from the past, tryin' to take away his name day.

That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Everyone wants to be Germany, but do we have the sheer strength of WILL?

Hey what do you feel about baseball and apple pie? Or blowjobs? Or perhaps just a nice drink of cold water after an afternoon walk?

It can be sad on the flip side, since some of those Spanish speaking parents don't want their kids to have accents, so they only teach them English, and they lose that part of their heritage.

Hells yeah. Let's go.

"Love you tambien" - straight up courting the Spanish speaker vote

I'm not really a grammar nazi, but incorrect usage of "begs the question" by people trying to sound intelligent bugs the shit out of me.

Good god, I'm trying to eat my breakfast hotdog here. Fuck's sake that's a gnarly mental image. Shit.

I've only liked him in O Brother Where Art Thou?, and he seems to think he has to do Delmar for every role he gets.

Well, yes of course, but it would sound silly to say "weapon people." Wouldn't want to sound silly on an internet comment now, would I?!

Oh yeah! Is it strange I remembered that tidbit about someone I only know from coming here for over a decade? She was like in city government or some such. Hope she found something more fun to do than politics.

It's what gun people will correct you about when you call it a clip.

Aren't you like a mayor or something?