inorite

Oh man. That spelling of inorite. I feel like it just killed some brain cells.

Ha ha, it sure is, fellow human person! Ha ha!

No one here is old enough to know what a Dixiecrat is.

Your word salad makes sense to me to me to me. Just kidding, I'm a human person with skin and a credit score.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS BALLS BALLS
BALLS HAVE BALLS OF STEEL

Maybe like those old-timey "strongmen" who were really just fat dudes.

Hired goons?

YES! Thank you, brave soul. I believe you can do it.

I've heard it's more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked.

How is it that none of you yahoos have made an Anthony Scaramucci joke account? I mean, the jokes write themselves. I can't do it. I've got too much fucking work to do right now. I CAN'T BE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE. I'M NOT TRYING TO SUCK MY OWN COCK HERE.

Dammit now I'm going to start saying Draclua because it's funny to me but no one will get the reason why.

I'm not trying to suck my own cock here.

Maaaan, even if Antonio Banderas told me to kill someone, I'd have to really think hard on it.

Seriously. What about a harmonica bandolier? Much easier access.

She's like 40 now.

It's trying to reach that Cheetoh back there.

Not even sure C'thulu can save us from Rampant Facebook.

All this mental math about mileage and shit. All you gotta know in Texas is fuck I-35. Back roads for me, man.

Not everyone can have the resilience of an EFF BEE EYE agent!