Do not go gentle into that good night,
When you someone eat it and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Ben Folds' address*

Search for the ancient AV Club article on Wii Fitness. That's where when you someone eat it began. I was there, man, as my previous alias, Cork on the Fork. It was glorious. Where are you now @ocean of cats and @sadsad?

Mmm… vinegar-y.

His "what's all the hubbub about?" line always cracks me up.

What if they have like a shitton of hot pockets crammed up in their bunker freezer?

Yeah, I just logged into laylowmoe's online banking, and the girlfriend must love him for his password, or he's funny or something. Ain't nothing in the accounts.

Additionally, an OF COCK at the end is required.

He places the sacrificial blade in her hands as she lay on the altar, her blood mingling with his, pooling in the runes.

Right? It would give the story this weird turn about elite sex cults who worship the old gods, maybe. I'm just a guy avoiding work on a Thursday morning, and we have just improved this scene 1000%.

Yes, and Art Garfunkel's poofy mane gets a couple lines in a cameo as a barista.

"So it has come to this" is one of those interchangeable replies you can really say to anything. Just like "Just as the prophesy foretold."

I feel like just "wafts in there" is how Art Garfunkel enters a room or anywhere. Heeeerrre IIIII AAAAAMMMMM

Yes, but her compulsion to ehh spin her web whilst we talked was a little unnerving.

What is your preferred power armor? I gotta say I love stomping around in my power armor, but sometimes will park it at Red Rocket to sneak around. Just last night I finally got around to finishing that quest in Nuka World where you have to find all those damn star cores. So I'm stomping around in that sweet Quantum…

Every time I come upon a pool table or the billiard balls I think oh man let me scoop those up so I can build a pool table at Red Rocket. But I never do.

I met him once in LA. He's a lot taller than you would think.

OOOOOHHHHH

Dude. I've played the hell out of those games too. BUT, they don't make you poop. WHERE WILL YOU POOP IN SAFETY, MR IMMYOWNGRANDFATHER? You relax for a moment to poop, and that's when the zambies bust in and wreck up the place.

I was worried about who would be top/bottom for a second until I realized I don't have friends anymore. Whew, glad THAT'S resolved. I really don't need another existential crisis right now.