I would upvote you but it asks me to sign with Disqus. Fuck that, but thank you for your interesting answer.

Yeah, but have you ever had chicken head soup?

Bit gristly, no?

Think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm thinking she's starting to turn.

Although my town only has one Outback Steakhouse, we are still plenty evil.

*lights flicker and then go off completely. Brief panic, and by the time you find the flashlight app on your phone, the lights have come back on* ROLL CREDITS

Intellectual property, ya dingus

Holy shit. When you someone eat it is my favorite old-time meme here. I was there, man. I was there when it happened: an article about Wii-Fitness. It was glorious.

You WISH. I think you meant to say Steve Buscemi.

Fuck yeah, Battlechess!

Turns out the pizza was coming from INSIDE the house.

The tracker is a lie.

Did you ask him about the bullshit tracker? Can't remember where I saw it, probably here goddamnit. But some dude ordered only a soda, and the tracker was all, "Jessica is putting your pizza in the oven now," or some such. Ask your smartiepants friend about that, whydoncha.

Oh man. I built a huge eastern block looking hotel thing at Coastal Cottage. Murkwater is one of my three main water farms. Croup Manor can suck it though. Even Old Longfellow thinks it stinks.

Grunka lunka, dunkety darmed guards…

If only she was the kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

I went back to Nuka World and remembered that I did in fact, turn the power on at some point. So it is possible to light the place up without making friends with the raiders. I'll still want to go back and do those missions at some point in another playthrough, although it is hard to think of which settlement I would…

Ooh yeah my Nuka World is pretty dark at night. Might have to go with those bastard raiders in another playthrough so I can see shiny Nuka World. Hmm… the Operators are sleek, but the Pack has Gorilla Chairs. Which faction did you back?

Excellent. Good luck!

Yeah I think I played Nuka World wrong because after speaking with all three raider factions, and trying to play nice, said fuck it and murdered them all in a huge bloody massacre. I couldn't wrap my head helping these murderous shitheads after fighting raiders in Fallout 3, New Vegas, and Fallout 4 up until then.…