Where are you in Witcher 3?

I love Witcher 3. Just finished up a second (NG+) playthrough. I kinda felt strange when taking a break from the main quest to peruse a village's bulletin board for contracts, since it's a mad dash to find Ciri, but you gotta do that really to level up at certain points. Fortunately, Witcher 3 is one of those games…

I was just getting back into Fallout 4 after spending months replaying Witcher 3. As I was surveying the various themed areas of Nuka World, I was wishing I could build an actual settlement within those walled parks. So many settlements in the Commonwealth seem like they are sitting ducks, just not good places to live…

It's Tom hardy, right? No. Yes.

So THIS is where whores go.

I did that and all I could smell was blue.

WHOOOOOOAAAAA.

I got yer indecipherable hieroglyphic spam RIGHT HERE, pal.

What, you don't have a Scratch'N'Sniff screen?

Oh man. I might have to go back and read Blood Meridian again.

"Turns out Fight Club wasn't all about face punching." Seriously I'm torn here. If this guy is young and this is his first time 'round, then hey, he gets a pass maybe. Feel like my uncle who listened to me, a teen in the '90's, talk about Zep as if I just discovered them.

I would gladly share this flan.

I'm cracking up at the thought of your saying that after enduring the Emoji movie.

'Twas always thus.

Fuck yourself for making me say that out loud at work.

*nuke from orbit, roll credits*

CODPIECE

That's the way I feel about say, 40% of the people I meet.

Holy shit. Are you serious, Clark?

Tell your god to ready for blood!