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Achilles Dudewrecker
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Creepy CGI animation. Even dead people star in movies nowadays.

Place with plants cracked me up. Well done.

Is that pronounced "kyoont"?

I did as well. Overall, I enjoyed the scene, but by the end of it I was at my limit for overt Sheeran cameo.

Ed, man people sure hate to seem Sheeran.

Whittle your whiskey around like blazes! T'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?

What about that lingering shot where he replies to Arya about his song, "It's a new one." He might as well have winked at the camera with his stupid face.

Robot, moonwalk, repeat. It's easy, y'see!

We do. It's all GET OFF MY LAWN and OWWW (when arising from a seated position).

EN FLEEK!

Hey dip me in your Monday milk! Oak nuggins!

"Nice tune." "Yeah, it's a new one. Buy it on Amazon or whatever… I mean from your local bard."

Don't know why, but the insult hot garbage cracks me up. Not just garbage, but HOT garbage, which obviously magnifies the stench. I didn't like the Sheeran cameo either. Found it distracting, having the camera linger on his stupid face, like all cameos do as if to say - do you see him? You know who that is? Do you see…

*Melissandre69 scrawled on the stone wall next to the router*

Syrio is chilling in the Cloud District. Have you ever been? What am I saying? Of course you haven't.

Out through the Hoe-Door. That's all I got.

What about Amal Clooney? Isn't she some type of righteous human rights attorney?

This fucking Cretinocracy.

Oh yeah, that's my favorite combo at Whataburger - the ol' Sweet and Beefy.

Aw man, Carl's Jr has the best WTFBurgers.