Genuinely cracked up at Boomenials. Well done.

EN FLIQUE!

Holy shit, then I should have my goddamn doctorate in Native American studies. Time to update the ol' resume.

Trying to say that made me swallow my tongue.

Lol. Poor guy, you have to copy and paste this response for maybe just the next few hours.

Hey, it's that guy you are!

I guess it doesn't really matter. The content nowadays is killing my brain cells. And yet, I still come here everyday.

Then it wouldn't be millennial hipsters sucking them down.

Also, that dude with the big beard is supposedly curing old age, so the Boomers can keep chugging along, and not retiring, dammit.

The word you want is *vial*. Vial of cyanide.

HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN

Don't cry. We now only elect from opposite swings of the pendulum, in our reactionary, virtriolic elections. Trump is the Anti-Obama. Obama was the Anti-Cowboy Bush. I'm calling it right now, 6/30/2017 13:00. The next president of the United States will be… Oprah Winfrey.

You're joking, but I was just thinking about this on my way to work. What are we being distracted from if the POTUS is the circus part of "bread and circuses"? Or are we all past that, and it's just a goat rodeo from here to armageddon?

What happened to him anyway? Did they crucify him for real in the Jesus Movie?

mmWAHT?

We've all made musical decisions in our youth that may be cringeworthy. At least you were using an outlet to be somewhat creative (in science class, no less).

Man, you can rail against bullshit trends, but they won't stop. You might as well rage against politicians (pick any country on earth). I'm not an old guy, but I'm getting there. Fidget spinners, world leaders acting a fool. I've got Bob Dylan's "Hard Rain is Gonna Fall" stuck in my head on a loop, and I'm not even an…

I remember. I've been coming to this site daily for 10 years. It's more habit now, kind of a automatic thing. I do some work, type an "a" into the browser and I'm here. There's got to be some sort of name for this mental illness of doing the same routine and watching the place fall apart. Kinda like how we're doing in…

Yes.

Yeah, I thought that too! Like it was some superior, lawyer-ly way to say it.