Nunchucks of Pedantry. New band name. Called it!

Holy shit.

Is that like a reverse petting zoo?

Wrong side of the Atlantic.

Why thank you. I've never won anything before.

It's 2017. The cameras are never off.

Well, she does have that sexy librarian thing going on. I kid! I kid! Seriously, though, yeah my wife gets hit on all the time too. And she just ignores it. It pisses me off when she tells me about it, because the nerve of these assholes man. Just fucking lazy, thinking they can get digits or whatever.

He could serve us tilapia fishcakes and fried black swan!

Then our cubans hit the floor!

That would make me… clap hands. Clap hands.

So Ron Perlman's cameo will be the dong-double.

I took a meteorology class in college, and I remember looking at my notes to see EXACTLY where I lost consciousness and fell asleep. My handwriting got indistinct, and literally my hand had drawn line going diagonally across the page. It was the most boring class I've ever been in. But hey, to each their own. I feel…

No. I have one in my city that is "famous" for being historical. It's absolute savage chaos, and I avoid it. It needs to be torn down and made into a real intersection.

What do you think about adults saying "bye bye" at the end of a phone call? Not like BYE BYE, more like buh-bye. You know what I mean.

I HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY ALL WINGERIES WILL SLATHER THEIR WINGS WITHOUT SPECIAL NOTATIONS ON RECEIPTS. THIS IS OUR HOPE. THAT NO MAN, BE GIVEN UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKS OR JANGLING DISCORDS DUE TO THEIR SIMPLE HUMAN NEED FOR THE JUICIEST OF WINGS…" - Martin Luther Wing, Jr

That would imply big boobs AND stripper face.

Hey, that used to be okay, but now is not for some reason.

"Hello, little ragamuffins! NOW GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T NEED A SHOESHINE DAMMIT"

Swamp ass. You say you have swamp ass.

Did you ever see Cockneys Vs. Zombies? If you love some Alan Ford, you'd enjoy it.