Don't apologize for your real math.

I went to the zoo. They only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

She turned me into a Ne…w Coke!

Before, after, whatever floats your goat.

BJs.

when you someone drink it

I'll check that out! I get that tone is difficult to convey in text, so emojis can come in handy. And the fact that I'm typing this out and not just doing a ^_^ makes me feel old. You ever play the Mass Effect games? There is a race called the Elchor who, in their native language, rely so much on nonverbal…

If only they were the OTHER kind of mermaid! Also, yeah this is totally Peter Pan.

We've lost Gorgeous George.

ARGH MEDIOCRE

I can't bring myself to use emojis, even in text messages, but if I have to take a stab at the meaning, I would guess it's a "deer in the headlights" kind of deal.

Agh. Really sorry, @adamfrey:disqus . That hurt my brain to do it.

o_o

I used to do that with my He-Man action figure. Burned his blonde head on the lamp's light bulb and… green smoke!

So, instead of not addressing something online by simply not commenting, she does the stupid eyeball thing?

Yuck. I have enough of that already.

I thought all the people about to die hang on until after the holidays to kick the bucket.

I saw a GIF once that explained the… berginer.

So Reverse Vampires find you during the day and spit blood into you?