ass-umption lol

Kinky.

I loved a lot of the voice acting in Left 4 Dead, specifically Jim French, who voiced the grizzled veteran Bill. The anger and sheer exasperation conveyed in the line reading when the group is mobbed by zombies would crack me up. GOOOODDAMMIT, SONOFABITCH! French also voiced Father Grigori in Half-Life 2, another…

Someone might have mentioned this, but Fallout 4 has optional "rebuilding society" with the settlements you can focus on. I've long since finished the main quest and all secondary quests, so now I'm turning my attention to building up my settlements, rather than doing another play-through for now. I had a few…

BEEDAPOBADOBOP

You think she has room for one more?

Good luck finding the necessary 1.21 GIGATWATS!

Dammit, Dave. I'm at work, and giggled pervertedly, even more than usual.

WELCOME HOME JENNIFER

This site had a "Great job, Internet" or some other article on that.

I'LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK. Black Flag is the best Assassin's Creed game, only because Edward Kenway didn't give two shits about the convoluted mythology of Assassins vs. Templars.

IM A SCAT MAN

Oh, sweet Desdemona. You had no idea of the wrath you were to incur when you targeted my precious underground refuge from all the stinky, sweaty masses on the surface.

HA. Wasn't there a commenter here by that name?

I meant metaphorical ejaculate.

Upvoted by a guy who fast-forwards Fellowship of the Ring to the Mines of Moria and starts the movie there. Love that shit.

The A.V. Club
curated ejaculate

Or, it could simply be a Community quote.

Some dull two-person band videotaped themselves fucking on a yacht. Turns out, PR stunt.

Yeah, they keep trying to shove their PC-ness down our throats!