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Achilles Dudewrecker
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She got giraffes in all her subjects!

"After dining on goose, we entered the hottub, and licked the goose juice off each other, and engaged in love making."

VINCENT?! DID YOU SEE ME ON TWO WHEELS? I CAN TEACH YOU THAT!

Jesus, Gus.

He's going to and cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillow!

I just drove past a closed-down Church's Chicken and it made my heart hurt.

Keep fucking that chicken!

I agree. The fun thing about an open world environment is the option to simply hang out and enjoy the scenery sometimes. I didn't really want to hang out in City. I want to hang out in Fallout 4, GTA V, and perhaps Witcher 3.

Yeah, he could build up a bare bones game, charge the suckers to test it, then never finish, laughing all the way to the bank.

u wot m8

What the shit is that?

This reminds me of that old, ancient gimmick, Tinky. Do you good folks remember that?

"Can I have my hand back?"
"No."
"YOU'RE NOT NICE!"

Yeah, you think with an item like that in the front yards of all the people, they would have filed down the sharp edges.

My eyes glaze over when I see my kids watching some asshat on Youtube prattle on while playing a game. I'd always rather play a game than watch it.

So to them, WE'RE the aliens? WHOOOAAAA.

Calendars, you silly marmoset.

"Baseball…"

Seriously. I read your comment before seeing the video, and are you right. His hair looks like something I've pulled out of the bathtub drain.

Perhaps a Stephanie Tanner Droid, with flying buttress armor to reinforce her ample upgrades.