This was on here twice! I know it was a glitch in the Matrix! Start shooting!


*twerks in bullet time*

Awww dude, that was my Bob Marley poster, which I had carefully cut in a circle and glued on the bass drum! Not cool.

Is Kief really ready to get nekkid and roll around on the side of the road? Not for this vanity project, he's not.

Exactly. He could have had a full helmet, and used external holograms to portray the signature butt-chin.

DO IT

Do we really need to know the motivation for getting ball busted? I think yes, on some level, the heart needs to know.

"This porn's getting off to a slow start. Hmm, let's skip forward… Here we go… Oh ok, they're eating ass, I must have missed something integral to the plot."

Dude, the Hazmat arms busting through the windows in ET scared the ever-loving fuck outta me as a little kid.

My family loves The 'Burbs, as we pretty much wore out the VHS tape we had of it. Anything with the Klopeks is quotable gold… "it was parked outside ALLLLL DAAAAY."

As a little kid seeing the 1989 Batman VHS box for the first time, I knew I would love it,

Hey, I know. Let's all take a shower!

Hey same! Well, close. I use The Big Lebowski's "That's… a bummer, man… that's… a bummer" whenever someone complains to me about anything.

Exactly! If Hobby Lobby was a person, it is my mannish aunt who I wish would just embrace being a lesbian.

Mogwai understand english… very well.

Are you just singing Nirvana lyrics now?

Narcissist has messiah complex, proceeds to write songs about it. Goes from laughingstock-butt-of-jokes to true-crazyman-sadsack. Good?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he do six barrel rolls or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. (EYES FOWARD, FOX!)

I read this comment in Dirty Harry voice/squint.

It totally is. Meryl Streep is, of course, the Firefox.

Daaaaang.