That's true, man. Everything gets a remake, everyone gets a shot at redemption. Bittersweet, really. Naw, it sucks for those old enough to remember the original, and it sucks for the young who have to suffer through it for the first time.

You know what it is? Her eyebrows don't match the drapes.

Argh, butt-lint is the worst.

Came in for the James Toney biopic. Stayed for the Maria Bello.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to swear off "In Soviet Russia…" jokes.

Seconded on the diaper armor. It's really to keep the contents in, as have you ever cleaned up poopie in zero-g environs? Nightmarish.

Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

Well, in the Fallout games, we've had other cities featured, like Las Vegas, Washington DC, and Boston. Right now I'm on a GTA V replay and am really digging just walking down the streets of Los Santos in first person. Can't wait for drones to make that possible in real life, so I can achieve true hermit status.

That's good to hear. Love the Hitman games, but Absolution just wanted to be Splinter Cell so hard, and ended up not even nailing that. Gotta finish The Witcher 3 before I can justify purchasing this, though.

Entry-level pacification, really.

No, and he's not sensitive about it. Don't make me askew again.

Are you intentionally quoting Guile?

Well, I'm about to do two outta three of that list, so it should be pretty good for me too! Happy Fry-day!

"Ever' time ah saw 'em, he wuz gettin' in and outta cars."






FIN

Jerking in sounds like you just plan to stay inside all day to masturbate. Just order some pizza, day-drink, and jerk in.

But nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.

Hell, he ain't even ol' timey!

How much lighter? None. None more lighter.

The twist: man boobs.

You don't want no part of this shit!