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Achilles Dudewrecker
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Trump. Political humor!

In the beginning of the 1989 Batman movie, one of the thugs on the roof calls him "Bat," as in, "there ain't no bat," or something to that effect. In other iterations, it seems like Bat is used by villains speaking about Batman in the third person, not so much as a direct address.

WORDPLAY!

Yours is safe, as no one can find a Betamax player.

I'd like to revolt, but I really have play 12 hours straight of Witcher 3.

Same boat, but some charts have me in Gen Y. Born in 1980.

Are you playing on PC? I'm on Xbox One, and never really felt drawn to modding, but apparently PC players can mod to shut the "building limit" off. It is really frustrating not being able to build anything else when you bump up against the limit, when you clearly need to build a second or third bar for the

I would totally play it with you if I were on PSN. I have the ol' Xbox One.

Ah, I forgot about Cait! I've been waltzing around with Curie, as apparently Piper is cool with me bringing my new girlfriend around. Anyway, I was going to see if I can romance everybody, and I think you can, except that I don't think Nick swings that way.

I'm in that "finished the game, so let's do the settlements" stage. Throughout the game, I fortified the settlements to a degree, focusing on Red Rocket as home base. Nothing like what you're talking about though! Coordinating clothes?! I'm trying to make sure they all aren't using the shitty pipe pistol, we

How far is she into the game? Ammo seemed sparse at first, until a certain point, and now I have a shit-ton. If you do how I do, and consistently buy ammo whenever you visit a merchant, you can gradually accumulate a surplus. At the moment, I think I have close to 2000 rounds for my favorite workhorse weapon, a

I'm still early in Witcher 3, and I agree with your "no leveling at all" scenario. Geralt's mentor, Vesimir, balls him out early in the game, responding to "I learn something new everyday" by saying, "A Witcher already knows everything." Even the ads for the game mention Geralt as "a professional." I don't get it

I misread that headline as "…mounting celebrities online." I need a nap.

The answer to that is clearer than the main idea of Brackish.

I've wanted to use the original version of this quote in so many meetings.

Well, I can tell you what that blowhole is NOT for, and why I can never return to Sea World.

I think you mean, "LAFFS."

Have you TRIED to fuck in those stadium seats? No thank you.

When I first learned about sex, I misunderstood, thinking that upon ejaculation, the man's whole testicle is shot up into the woman. My kid-logic reasoned that the orgasm must feel so great that the man doesn't feel the pain of a testicle shooting through the dick hole. BUT THEN I was confounded with the idea that

Greetings from the future! I just watched this episode, and wanted to point out something along with that low drone in the background you mention. When Louis first walks in and sees Lynch's character, Lynch is rubbing his right ear in a very particular way, and the the low drone stops. Then, when Louis leaves the