Greetings from the future! I just watched this episode, and wanted to point out something along with that low drone in the background you mention. When Louis first walks in and sees Lynch's character, Lynch is rubbing his right ear in a very particular way, and the the low drone stops. Then, when Louis leaves the…

My first exposure to that was the NES game Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland, and my kid-logic interpreted it as well people drool when asleep, so maybe some snot-drool while asleep as well.

Ah, I see. I balance out my immaculate hair's "whiff of fruitiness" by letting my eyebrows grow to Larry Hagman-like proportions.

*opens canister of unauthorized cinnamon*

They prefer "little people."

What's wrong with a sensible undercut? I ask because I totally don't scroll through multiple pictures of David Beckham on my smartphone with the lady who cuts my hair.

She got better!

It's called "The Skrillex."

Man, I need my eyes checked. I read that as ulcerative coitus.

Banker from Boston all day! Farming's for suckers.

Ha! I do see myself as a kind of teacher, but more like teaching adults how to use their money. Side note: my highest rated comment ever was that Futurama quote from which you take your user name.

A visit from Private Flo.

LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
LOOK. AT. MY. MUSCLES.

"We all got it comin', kid."


"MOOOOOOM!"

…Show me.

It's got all the really fun stuff that was in Black Flag, but this time there are icebergs!

Cool man. In all this talk about the dubious morality of the Assassins, no one even mentions Rogue, the game in which an Assassin actually says to his comrades, "fuck you guys, you are nuts," and joins the Templars. You spend the rest of the game using your Eagle Vision to spot amateur assassins waiting in every…

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

Blue Shells are truly bullshit. Anything else I'm ok with.

Maybe some songs to teach your crew? Because you gotta have songs to teach your crew.