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Achilles Dudewrecker
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*runs out of smoke bombs at the most inconvenient time*

IT'S ALL FOR ME GROG

Oh man, I had never played an Assassin's Creed game until Black Flag. Rogue is more of the same fun, except you do the whole cliché of maybe the other side isn't so evil. I've heard conflicting reports whether or not I should pursue any of the other games. Templars have the coolest clothes anyway.

Seriously. I was thinking, eh that's all you need.

Great memories playing that game. What a soundtrack.

Love me some Fallout: NV and Bioshock! To round out your 2008 gaming experience, you need to try Left 4 Dead.

Dude I would drive my tank up sides of mountains and be in glitched up areas I was not supposed to be in. It was glorious.

I've only done the Institute ending. I hear you on the pain of killing your Brotherhood dudes, but I felt really bad killing the Railroad (as shortsighted as they were, I had a thing for Desdemona). Anyway, I was pals with them and we destroyed the Prydwyn together. I did that to pin the crime on the Railroad,

I attempted to do that in Skyrim once. I was a Redguard sailor who, in his old age, finally made the trip to Skyrim, and planned on only hunting. I'm now the Archmage.

Buttheads…

COD 4: Modern Warefare has one of my favorite levels for any game ever, the "All Ghillied Up" mission.

I finished the Institute ending for Fallout 4, and don't really feel like going back and doing the other endings. I'm simply exploring, enjoying building up the settlements, and traveling around with Curie. I just ordered The Witcher 3. It comes in Monday, so I can't wait as I have all next week off, even though I

I'd like that "loose alliance" ending as well, but I had to side with the Institute because saying "fuck the sweaty masses yearning to breathe free" and burrowing into the ground to never come out is how I feel after work everyday.

Always upvote The Last of the Mohicans.

Grim.

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

Stockholm Syndrome.

Oh yeah?! It's the Game of CLUE. Not CLUEDO. What the hell is a Cluedo?

Also, holodeck hookers.

I read all the way to the end just to find out he never attained super powers.