This is my favorite AV Club meme.

LIGHTNING






OF ROD

Dang. Hymn humor. Nice.

This is very lyrical. I demand a second verse!

Ha! One Mexican Halloween for you!

If it's anything like a sybian, sounds great.

Murder eyes + fixed smile + "I've been watching you on the internet."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

I suddenly want to watch busty news anchors… which really isn't much of a change from any other time.

SOME FOLKS WERE BORN MAAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG… wait I think I'm doing this wrong

Agreeing with Mr. Vonnegut does nothing except let people know you went to college.

o what a


wicked burn


paging burn unit


lol unit

*gets Nick Valentine to do it anyway*

I pulled my guitar out after months of not playing. My S.O. complains that I never play for her. It's not that I'm uninspired, it simply reminds me of a time long ago, before I knew her. Before the stability she brought me. Reminds me of the wasteland I lived in, and the recklessness inherent in surviving in it. …

DIY is ok when you learn how to do minor repairs on appliances from Youtube. I repaired my washer and I felt like a goddamn Bob Villa.

I'll do the annoying elephant sounds.

HEY WATCH THE HAIR MAN

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Smaller-than-usual-doors freak me out, kind of like the "portal door" in Being John Malkovich, or that tiny door to the compartment that the kid in The Sixth Sense was stuck in at the birthday party. My best friend had a mini-door that I knew was just a closet under his stairs, but I couldn't open it. I think the…

"You were down there for one day, Derek! Talk to me in 30 years!"