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Achilles Dudewrecker
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It's just the echo echo echo.

Just go down to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait till this whole thing blows over.

YOU SAYING THIS CORK SOAKER GETS ORF ON MURDERING THE ENGLASH LANGUAGE?!

I've been face-deep in Fallout 4 since Christmas. I have a family now, so I can't really dedicate 12 hour blocks to it like I did Fallout 3 or Skyrim. It's little bits here and there and it can be annoying doing quests that way, but I can see it making this big game last longer at least. Anyway, Mrs. Dudewrecker

Two hundred $1 hookers. Or one $200 hooker.

Courtney Cox.

(Sean's mom's phone)

Fleshlight attachment for XBone - $89.99 on Amazon. Used - $79.99

Toad is so fun to knock around in Mario Kart Wii. He and Yoshi can suck it.

There was a period of about a month that all I played on my 360 was Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, and I got the corresponding wallpaper. It's still on there because now I have Xbox One. I haven't pulled my face out of Fallout 4 long enough to explore any new fangled wallpapers yet.

Paper Mario: Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts

Excellen! DAMN MONKEY

You're talking to a guy who still uses "AMERICA STILL. NEEDS. YOUR. HELP!" with the original inflection in conversation (I know it's a whole other game, but still).

He actually had clear torso armor like Immortan Joe, just so you could scope his sweet abs.

Ska music, though… that's not OK.

Realizing mullets might not be such a good idea!

*COLOSSUS' POWER MOVE YELL FROM X-MEN ARCADE GAME*

"Who's driving the getaway deep-Earth borer?" I hardly know 'er!

Well, yeah, she's got a noggin perfect for those bulbous space helmets.

That place gets robbed like everyday.