How were you able to type the words, "that", "shit", "resonates", and "with" if your "t" was gone? I'm thinking you captured the monkey, retrieved the "t" key, placing it back into your keyboard, and since time travel magic is not an exact science, you returned to the point when you began typing "and how all that…

Your comment about avoiding social media is spot on. God forbid a person NOT see a movie, or play a new video game the VERY FUCKING SECOND it comes out. Spoilers suck no matter how old the medium is. People will say, oh Citizen Kane has been out for decades, I should be able to spoil it with impunity, but the thing…

OF CAULK

Yeah, I came here for the Tom Hardy, and was disappointed.

Fallout 4. I've seen mixed reviews for it, but I don't care, because I love it. I'm still pretty early on, and just got enough perks to build my jet-pack assisted power armor. I love busting up raiders by raining down holy hell upon them, and then getting in close for some sweet shotgun action. Also, people think…

That's pretty funny, Reginald VelJohnson!

O R they?

They haven't been studying telecummunications at night school for nothing!

Do you need a handkerchief?

FREE FUCKIN GRATIS

Fuckin' pagan. Tell your god to ready for blood.

"I'll make you filthy gestures" is a great reusable quote.

August commencement to my administration as mayor… to be STYMIED outside a saloon with a degenerate titlicker!

This would also have worked as a "Spike Lee tweets…" joke.

Yeah that cut to BIIIIIIG GIIIIIIRLS DOOOON'T CRY and then their realization they'd been duped never fails to crack me up.

Law and Order: Vagina Town

Kids today.

REBOOT!

Hey Dad… eh dad, daddio, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

instructions unclear, dick stuck in fuel pump