Well they HOPE he's the kind of guy who will eventually let them out of his basement dungeon, but they don't really EXPECT it, per se.

I will always love the line, "I'll be like Herbie and hand you a cock."

I will always love the line, "I'll be like Herbie and hand you a cock."

That would be a great cold open; stylish shots of a shooting range, closeups of a gun firing, closeups of the bullets ripping the bullseye to shreds, badass music playing, then the camera pans around…to show us Marie holding the Colt .45, steely glint in her eye.

That would be a great cold open; stylish shots of a shooting range, closeups of a gun firing, closeups of the bullets ripping the bullseye to shreds, badass music playing, then the camera pans around…to show us Marie holding the Colt .45, steely glint in her eye.

Like they aren't already?

Like they aren't already?

Technically, the orgy happened in the movie's "real world".  Which means we have a fighting chance of making it happen in the REAL real world, right?  Everyone, drop your pants! 

Technically, the orgy happened in the movie's "real world".  Which means we have a fighting chance of making it happen in the REAL real world, right?  Everyone, drop your pants! 

I assume you're really talking about Sunnyvale trailer park.  Also, WHERE'S SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK?!?! 

I assume you're really talking about Sunnyvale trailer park.  Also, WHERE'S SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK?!?! 

Shit yes on Derry, that place has personality out the wazoo.  Creepy, horrific personality.

Shit yes on Derry, that place has personality out the wazoo.  Creepy, horrific personality.

What is Gravity Falls?

What is Gravity Falls?

I dunno, I'm calling bullshit.

I dunno, I'm calling bullshit.

The Nine have crossed Minas Morgul.

The Nine have crossed Minas Morgul.

There were a lot of fucks in season one, but I'm glad they didn't retire it when they were sure AMC was going to be their network.  They always knew when they needed a good fuck to make the story work.