There were a lot of fucks in season one, but I'm glad they didn't retire it when they were sure AMC was going to be their network.  They always knew when they needed a good fuck to make the story work.

For a while I wanted my last words to be, "Clever girl."

For a while I wanted my last words to be, "Clever girl."

From what I've learned from movies, the most effective way to revive someone is to yell in their purpling faces, "Don't you die on me damn it!  You've never quit on anything in your life, don't quit on me now!  Breath goddamn you breathe!  Fight!  Fight!"

From what I've learned from movies, the most effective way to revive someone is to yell in their purpling faces, "Don't you die on me damn it!  You've never quit on anything in your life, don't quit on me now!  Breath goddamn you breathe!  Fight!  Fight!"

I recently jerked off; does that count?

I recently jerked off; does that count?

Good points on both.  I love the line right after the MIB birth scene:

Good points on both.  I love the line right after the MIB birth scene:

Ha, I like how everyone has to pick the creepy, fucked up birthing scenes (Alien, Cronenberg, Rosmary's Baby).  How about Enter the Void, with the baby POV shot of coming out of the chick's vagina; that was pretty…graphic.

Ha, I like how everyone has to pick the creepy, fucked up birthing scenes (Alien, Cronenberg, Rosmary's Baby).  How about Enter the Void, with the baby POV shot of coming out of the chick's vagina; that was pretty…graphic.

Everything's bettter with Unicycles. 

Everything's bettter with Unicycles. 

Or a greatest hits album by Rush.

Or a greatest hits album by Rush.

I've had that a couple of times.  It's gotta be the most disorienting experience I've ever had.

I've had that a couple of times.  It's gotta be the most disorienting experience I've ever had.

Sleepwalking might be the most embarrassing thing in the world.  Creepy too.  I had a roommate who would sleepwalk every now and then, and I'd always be afraid that he was going to try to stab me or something.  Luckily, the weirdest thing he ever did was pee in the laundry hamper. 

Sleepwalking might be the most embarrassing thing in the world.  Creepy too.  I had a roommate who would sleepwalk every now and then, and I'd always be afraid that he was going to try to stab me or something.  Luckily, the weirdest thing he ever did was pee in the laundry hamper. 

Wow, people having fun at a concert singing along to the band's most famous song.  WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.