The question is, why would anyone watch Spring Breakers while not already on drugs?  Lord knows I was.

Sure he hasn't come out with an album in 7 years, but he hasn't been "gone".  He's starred in a half dozen movies, made cameos in a dozen others, he's been on Lonely Island tracks and guested on other songs, and he's been ever-present at awards shows and entertainment events.  The cultural cachet is very much still…

Awesome, glad to hear the high praise.  Love these guys, and Midnight Organ Fight is a damn near perfect record.  I have tickets to see these fellows in March and I can't wait to get my self-loathing and sexually frustrated groove on.

Haha, 264 bucks?  That means, like 15 people saw it.  Fewer people saw it than were involved in MAKING it.

Les Satans Dangereux

JUUUUUst a bit outside Satan.

Really?  I'd say commenters here trip all over themselves to display their anti-misogynistic credentials at every opportunity.

I'll go ahead and say it; I don't get why Chinatown gets all the hype.  

Are you insinuating that M. Night Shyamalan is a bad director?!

Seriously, if you're doing a Spoiler Space, go all in.  So the Psychiatrist goes to the house and "gabbles" to the spirit…and?  What happens?  Does Mama rip his spine out?  Do the kids claw his eyes out and stick them up his asshole?  Come on Tasha, spill the beans.

I think it looks hilarious.

That Movie 43 trailer actually made me laugh a lot.  Seeing Liev Scheiber bully and intimidate his own son definitely tickled my funny bone.  Fuck it, the whole thing looks like a sleeper awesome movie.  

Intellectually, I can tell that this review is overwhelmingly negative.  And yet I can't really pinpoint a sentence that makes me NOT want to see it.

Lantern-jawed is not that outlandish a phrase.

zoomzoomzoom BANG

Good morning  *screeeeech

Good morning  *screeeeech

Why does, "Side effects may include sharting," make me cackle like a loon?

Shart Stories works. 

Choco Taco, the patron saint of the poop thread.